LIMITLESS absence of emails about upgrading to Premium
HIGH DEFINITION livestream of our server not sending you emails about upgrading to Premium
PERSONAL consult with Josh, our marketing coordinator, who will shake his head no when you ask, “Do I receive emails about upgrading to Premium?” He will not answer other questions nor exchange pleasantries.
QUALITY images of people that are not you, receiving emails about upgrading to Premium. So that you don’t feel like you’re accidentally receiving them, we blur out images of those emails they receive.
PROFESSIONAL networking opportunities with others who are also no longer receiving these emails because they have upgraded or are dead.
EXCLUSIVE tote bag that says “Data Drives Decisions.” Available while supplies last (this is Josh’s tote that he no longer wants.)
NEW emails inviting you to upgrade to our other tiers:
Enterprise Premium Pro for Teams
Pro Premium Plus (sounds like a shampoo, is not a shampoo, but we will send you a shampoo to say thanks)
Premium Plus Bring a Friend
Semi Pro Plus Do NOT Bring a Friend
Plus Plus Pro Non-Premium with Granola Bites